2073:
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
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for the perfect winged eyeliner, attach the wings of birds onto ur eyelids
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I just want to stay up all night with you and talk about anything and everything and occasionally cuddle and watch silly movies and just be with you because I really really love you
Heath Ledger winning an Oscar for ‘Best Supporting Actor’ for his role as ‘The Joker’ in The Dark Knight (2008)
will forever reblog this
always reblog, no matter what.
This hurts
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JULIE FUCKING ANDREWS
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My fucking luck.
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dancing around to marina and the diamonds bc catchy and shit
i fuqin love dancing around in my room
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all original chip skylark fans assemble
dem fake hoes can go to skip sparkypants
chip5ever
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I don’t know where I am. I don’t know where I’m going or where I’ve been. I was born to save The Doctor, but The Doctor is safe now. I’m the Impossible Girl, and my story is done.
(Source: clara-oswalded, via howdoieven)
According to the animators for Flynn, he’s meant to be 26 years old, thus making him 8 years older than Rapunzel, who is 18 in the film - the largest age gap between any other Disney couple.
Kida’s 8,800-ish with Milo’s 32, that’s… an 8,768 year age gap?
Can we just appreciate that Milo’s reaction is basically how tumblr girls feel about the men they stalk?
I CAN’T EVEN DENY IT OH MY GOD
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This is why you marry your best friend.
ugh. I have to reblog this. I am bound by a code.
this was seriously a struggle not to reblog
My heart
(Source: -circa, via some-kind-of-innocence)
“HONEY”
“WHAT”
“WHERE’S MY SPEECH NOTES”
“WHAT”
“WHERE. ARE. MY. SPEECH. NOTES.”
“I UHHHH. ORGANISED THEM.”
“WHAT?!”
“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW.”
“I NEED THEM”
“UH UH DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT PRACTISING THAT SPEECH TONIGHT I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR MONTHS”
“BUT AMERICA IS IN NEED”
“MY STOMACH IS IN NEED OF THAT FANCY DINNER.”
“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SPEECH IS WOMAN THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE”
“I’M MICHELLE OBAMA. I INVENTED JUSTICE.”
(Source: nomadichead, via howdoieven)